13 OF THE FUNNIEST ‘DEATH NOTE’ QUOTES

I am… JUSTICE!

1. Misa: “I Would never dream of living in a world without Light”
   L: “Yes, it would be dark”

   

2. “I’ll solve equations with my right hand and write names with my left. I’ll take a potato chip… and EAT IT!” – Light

   
   *cue the most dramatic music you’ve ever heard*

3. “Will you be eating that cake?… Say what you want, but I will be taking the cake” – L

   

4. L and Light (together): I am… JUSTICE!!!

   
   Nothing quite like rivals intensely declaring that ‘they are justice!’

5. “Bang! If you were Kira, you’d be dead by now, Yagami Souichiro-san” – L

   

6. “An eye for an eye, my friend” – L

   
   L casually says to Light as he proceeds to kick him…

7. “I can’t develop feelings. That’s how most idiots screw up” – Light

   
   Savage Light. Simply savage.

8. “As long as I don’t die, college is a fun place” – Light

   
   Um… is it bad that this is too relatable???

9. “If you keep this secret, this strawberry is yours” – L

   
   That’s a pretty good incentive tbh

10. “Sorry. But… believe it or not I’m a male too…” – Ryuk

    
    Thanks for the clarification Ryuk

11. “I have two rules. Rule one: I’m always right. Rule two: If I’m wrong, refer to rule one…” – L

    

12. “Enthusiasm, huh? I don’t have any. Actually, I’m pretty depressed” – L

    
    Honestly this is pretty much how conversations go down when seniors in high school talk to overly-zealous juniors

13. “You must be annoyed because I’m the only one eating cake at the moment” – L

    
    And rightly so!