“We do it for our lord and saviour Shikamaru” – @cadehiggins8

1. “Ughh. Great. What’s the point in setting the alarm if I’m going to wake up before it goes off? What a total waste. Now I’ve gotta shut it off but I don’t feel like moving. But if I don’t shut it off it will just keep ringing and ringing. Sigh. It makes me tired just thinking about the whole thing. Some mornings are such a drag…”

   

2. “You would think just this once, when it was life or death, I could pull through”

   

3. “How many times do I have to tell you? The first move is always a feint”

   

4. “I never really liked Sasuke, but all the same, he’s a member of the Hidden Leaf village, he’s a comrade and I’ll put my life on the line to help him, that’s the way of our village. I know I usually seem like a pretty lazy guy, but not today. Because now, I’m responsible for your lives too”

   

5. “Sometimes I wish I was just a cloud, just floating along”

   

6. “Even a little power could change the future of the world”

   

7. “How troublesome…”

   

8. “Laziness is the mother of all bad habits. But ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her”

   

9. “It’s stupid to talk about things you’re not. Be yourself and you’ll be fine”

   

10. “There’s no advantage to hurrying through life”

    

11. “Figuring out for yourself is a valuable part of training”

    

12. And of course, the iconic: “What a drag”