This guy is so savage
- Atem: We’ve arrived at the heart of evil
Kaiba: Must you be so dramatic?
- “Oh great, I’m hallucinating again”
- Ziegfried: What’s it like being a washed up has-been?
Kaiba: Why don’t you tell me?
- “AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Aah, I’m funny…”
- (To Yugi) “If I had a dime for every time you said ‘destiny,’ I’d be even richer”
- “You’ll have the rest of your entire life to brood over this defeat”
- (After the Noah arc ends in season 3) “Alright, that little detour was a complete waste of my time and effort. So let’s move on and pretend that nonsense never happened”
- “Me? Duel you? I’d have more of a challenge playing solitaire”
- “I’ve grown tired of your ridiculous jokes!”
- Kaiba: So you got a dweeb army. Is that supposed to make me afraid to attack?
Dartz: No, not unless destroying an innocent soul concerns you
Kaiba: As a president of a major corporation, I have to do that everyday
- (To Yugi) “Blah,blah,blah. Don’t you get tired of making the same speech every time you’re faced with a challenge? Stop saving the world and get a hobby!”
- Alistar: I’m here to represent everyone whose life was ripped apart by your company!
Kaiba: Get in line, I hear that speech everyday
- “There’s nothing I can’t afford!”
- (To Ziegfried) “Get out of my life, and take your bad hair with you!”
- Pegasus: I must’ve missed the joke
Kaiba: You are a joke